![]() I don’t cross over onto your side you don’t cross over onto mine!” After another near-brawl, Stefan finally confesses about Valerie, the baby, and what Julian did to her. These recaps are different now, haven’t you heard?)ĭamon is pissed that Stefan let them on to his plan: “This is why there is a hard line between good and evil. (Nope, I’m still not giving points to her for that meager good deed. those blood droplets she’s been surviving on - and saves her sons from her lover. And also I hate her.)Īfter a good old-fashioned fight scene in which Julian totally loses his chill, Lily steps in with her one milliliter of humanity - a.k.a. (I reserve the right to apply points when I want to. Thanks, Lily! “What have I done to make you hate me so much?” she asks him. Two steps ahead, Stefan has Matt vervain Damon so he can’t interfere with his plan to kill Julian … and it fails spectacularly, just Damon predicted it would, when another vampire interferes. Stefan’s excuse for wanting to kill Julian hinges on Lily’s redecoration of the house - “it’s unrecognizable! Lily has to go!” - and Damon quickly figures out that something else is up. What is it with villains and their parties that turn into murder scenes? Note to self: avoid all parties. ![]() On cue, an invitation from Lily arrives to a party. Stefan has a different tactic: he wants Julian dead, now. (Honestly? I’d vote for polygamy.) Stefan tells Caroline to trust him, that Valerie is right about Julian, and that he needs to help her get rid of him.ĭamon’s latest great plan - great plan #9,872,487 to be exact - is to wait until Lily gets comfortable with her “zombie douchebrain boytoy,” then rip out the proverbial rug of happiness from beneath her feet, just like she did to him and Elena. Also, it makes me wonder what I would do if I were forced to choose between Stefan and Alaric on The Bachelorette. Aww, look at Steroline being so cute! It breaks my heart because I know it won’t last. “If I need to drive her to the airport myself, I will do that,” she suggests, always ready to lend a hand. Stefan explains to Caroline that Valerie needs to lie low. ![]() (I wanted it to be, at least.) I could have done without the bonding guns, though, but I guess they didn’t have much else to do back in ye olden times. For a moment, it seemed like it could have been real. We open with a dream between Stefan and his “son” Jacob. I’m pretty sure this whole three-years-into-the-future thing is one big fever dream. ![]() Maybe we’re okay with this?ĭamon tells Ric that Caroline is going to be used as bait to “lure him out.” No sooner does he say this than wham, de-staked Caroline appears on TV with an emergency broadcast, delivering an “urgent message for Stefan Salvatore.” We don’t get to hear what that message was, but my head is spinning and I may have fainted. And the fact that she’s supposed to be in love with Stefan. In this week’s flash-forward, the biggest twist is a stunner: the mystery fiancé is not Tyler - it’s ALARIC! Excuse me while I try to untangle the Ric-hotness from the fact that he met Caroline when she was sixteen and human. This is TVD, after all, so you should be used to the unexpected by now. While you’re sipping on that chilly vengeance, a quick note: We’re changing up the recaps to keep present and future story lines straight. How about some revenge over ice? Here’s how you make it: equal parts Damon and Stefan, a splash of mommy issues, shaken with a few secrets and a cherry on top.
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